Directed by Jalmari Helander
Starring Onni Tommila, Jorma Tommila and Tommi Korpela
A team of reindeer wranglers are fed up with a foreign team of excavators who are blasting a nearby mountain. When they go up the mountain to see what is going on, they discover that a legendary myth is real, alive, and not at all what they expected it to be. Continue reading “Shaun vs. Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010)”
Directed by Steven R. Monroe
Starring Sarah Butler, Jeff Branson and Andrew Howard
A beautiful writer takes a trip away from the city to a cabin in the woods to write a novel and after an unfortunate encounter with some of the locals, she is raped, beaten and left for dead. She lives, however, and hunts down the good ol’ boys for some old fashioned, bloody revenge. Continue reading “Shaun vs. I Spit on Your Grave (2010)”
Directed by Alexandre Aja
Starring Elisabeth Shue, Steven R. McQueen, Jerry O’Connell, Ving Rhames, Kelly Brook
After an underwater earthquake tears the ocean floor a new a-hole, a swarm of big, prehistoric eating machines get released from their deep sea Jurassic park. A research team is sent in to investigate the quake and are led by the local sheriff (Shue) to the location. Meanwhile, her son (McQueen) decides to skip out on babysitting his sister to work with “Wild Wild Girls” owner Derrick Jones (O’Connell) on his latest spring break shoot. Care to guess what will happen next? Continue reading “Shaun vs. Piranha 3D (2010)”
Shaun vs. the B-Movies 