The owner of a popular gym/health spa with a state-of-the-art computer system comes to find his members are under attack by either a saboteur or perhaps there’s a ghost in the machine.
When a newly discovered planet starts shooting sex rays at Earth — turning us into crazy sex maniacs, the fiends — Flesh Gordon is sent to the planet Porno to stop Emperor Wang and save us from ourselves.
World Heavyweight Champion and all around good guy Hulk Hogan Rip Thomas is put to the ultimate test by an irate network executive with a competing wrestling program with a challenger in Zeus who wants to make the fight all too real. Because it wasn’t before? Wrestling’s fake??
Tired of seeing Earth children get all the Christmas fun, some Martians decide to kidnap Santa so that he can bring yuletide glee to Mars though one Martian in particular wants to do away with the jolly elf altogether.
Based off the comic of the same name, gay detective Luigi Macaroni is on a personal vendetta to find out who’s behind the killer condoms that bite off the penises of the men that wear them. Whaaaaa?
A terrible vision drives a man to invite his friends to his grandparents farm where a mysterious fog keeps them from leaving and are attacked by an evil force that turns the victims into demons.
The body of Desert Storm soldier Sam Harper, killed in combat, is brought back home to be buried but comes back to life to kill the unpatriotic members of his hometown over the July 4th weekend.
A puppeteer with a mysterious secret to bring inanimate objects to life draws the attention of the Nazis who are losing the war and want to use Toulon’s secret to resurrect their dead soldiers. Toulon goes on the lam with revenge on his mind after his wife is […]
A pair of sorority pledges, a trio of dweebs and a bad girl must join forces to fight a genie-like imp from killing them inside the bowling alley he was held prisoner in. Say whaaa?
A local huckster cons a reclusive family of mutants out of their money when he finds out their big secret but he’s messing with the wrong head!