
Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you one of the worst movies ever! Does it look like Friday the 13th to you? The filmmakers sure hope so, cause they practically rip off that series from the hockey mask to the crazy old man who warns everyone. What it doesn’t rip off are the inventive kills and any sense of dread since it’s mostly bloodless and filmed in the daytime. Yeah, it sucks. Continue reading “Shaun vs. Bloody Murder (2000)”
A group of teens break down in the middle of nowhere with only a rundown tourist museum nearby to take shelter. What could possibly go wrong? What are the odds they’ll come across a telekinetic psychopath with a fetish for mannequins?
Continue reading “Shaun vs. Tourist Trap (1979)”

Eight people are invited to their 10-year high school reunion but quickly learn they were tricked to attend by a former student they had a hand in disfiguring during a prank gone wrong. It’s the revenge of a nerd! Continue reading “Shaun vs. Slaughter High (1986)”