When a newly discovered planet starts shooting sex rays at Earth — turning us into crazy sex maniacs, the fiends — Flesh Gordon is sent to the planet Porno to stop Emperor Wang and save us from ourselves. Continue reading “Shaun vs. Flesh Gordon (1974)”
Tired of seeing Earth children get all the Christmas fun, some Martians decide to kidnap Santa so that he can bring yuletide glee to Mars though one Martian in particular wants to do away with the jolly elf altogether. Continue reading “Shaun vs. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)”
Brick Bardo, an intergalactic Dirty Harry, chases after a villain through outer space from this planet of Arturis to Earth. But there’s one “small” problem. He may be normal height on his planet but on ours he’s only 13” tall. Haw haw! He befriends a woman who’s troubled by local gangs so while he’s around he may as well help her take the garbage out.
Continue reading “Shaun vs. Dollman (1991)”
A pair of sorority pledges, a trio of dweebs and a bad girl must join forces to fight a genie-like imp from killing them inside the bowling alley he was held prisoner in. Say whaaa? Continue reading “Shaun vs. Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988)”
After mysterious, egg-like objects capable of blowing up bodies are found on a derelict ship, a mismatched trio investigate where they came from and come to realize the eggs may be “Alien” in origin. Continue reading “Shaun vs. Contamination (1980)”
Directed by Tobe Hooper
Starring Steve Railsback, Mathilda May, Peter Firth and Patrick Stewart
A space crew on a mission to Halley’s comet discover three humanoid life forms asleep on an alien ship. The crew is killed in a fire en route back to Earth although the bodies found miraculously survive then come to life and suck the life force (!) out of their victims. Looks like we have a case of space vampires. Sexy space vampires. Continue reading “Shaun vs. Lifeforce (1985)”
Directed by Stephen Chiodo
Starring Grant Cramer, Suzanne Snyder, John Allen Nelson and John Vernon
A small town becomes the target of an invasion of clown-like aliens who are stopping by for a bite to eat and only a group of horny teens can stop them. Continue reading “Shaun vs. Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)”
