Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you one of the worst movies ever! Does it look like Friday the 13th to you? The filmmakers sure hope so, cause they practically rip off that series from the hockey mask to the crazy old man who warns everyone. What it doesn’t […]
What happens when you mix toxic waste with slugs? Slightly larger than normal slugs, which may not be a big issue if it weren’t for the fact that this breed is also carnivorous meat eaters with a sudden fascination for human flesh. It’s not so bad since you […]
If you ever imagined Johnny 5 from Short Circuit going crazy working as a mall cop, this may be the movie you’re looking for! Ah, the 80’s…where we dared to dream about the future…of mall security. The movie is really about a group of mall security droids that […]
The mid-80’s were a tough time for a horror movie, it was a very crowded genre with a new release coming out almost every other week, or so it seemed. It took a lot for a movie to look different from the others, which all look alike after […]
A group of teens break down in the middle of nowhere with only a rundown tourist museum nearby to take shelter. What could possibly go wrong? What are the odds they’ll come across a telekinetic psychopath with a fetish for mannequins?
Eight people are invited to their 10-year high school reunion but quickly learn they were tricked to attend by a former student they had a hand in disfiguring during a prank gone wrong. It’s the revenge of a nerd!
Travelling far, far away from a deluxe apartment on the west side away from Weezie, Sherman Hemsley plays one half of a duo of police officers sent to serve an eviction notice at a supposedly haunted house owned by a vampire. Do vampires live in haunted houses? I […]
idea behind “Wishmaster” may not be the most original, but at least in the right hands it could be imaginative and entertaining. And it was! Unfortunately in the wrong hands, it can turn into a big turd. In this case, the series came out with three turds out […]
Well, the movie seems to be about a man murdered by drug smuggling vampires then later turned into a cyborg who shotguns his way through the undead ranks and make sure the drugs stay out of America. At least that’s what I think it’s about. There are scenes like a Chinese […]
A couple of nice American girls on a European road trip break down and while looking for help wind up knocking on the door of a crazy German surgeon. How crazy is he? He thinks three people surgically stitched together makes a centipede. However it’s not quite as […]