idea behind “Wishmaster” may not be the most original, but at least in the right hands it could be imaginative and entertaining. And it was! Unfortunately in the wrong hands, it can turn into a big turd. In this case, the series came out with three turds out of the four movies. I would imagine most people stopped paying attention to the series after the first or second, some may even be shocked to know that there are four of these things. What’s even more shocking is that they were even made to begin with. Yes, this will not be a fun venture, but fear not, at least you only have to read about them, I had to live through them. Continue reading “Shaun vs. The Wishmaster Series”
Well, the movie seems to be about a man murdered by drug smuggling vampires then later turned into a cyborg who shotguns his way through the undead ranks and make sure the drugs stay out of America. At least that’s what I think it’s about. There are scenes like a Chinese ghost marrying a gorilla vampire mixed into the bunch so I really have to wonder whether the crack in the movie were real because whoever was making this movie was definitely using that to pad out the movie. Continue reading “Shaun vs. Robo Vampire (1988)”
A couple of nice American girls on a European road trip break down and while looking for help wind up knocking on the door of a crazy German surgeon. How crazy is he? He thinks three people surgically stitched together makes a centipede. However it’s not quite as funny for our poor vacationers. Continue reading “Shaun vs. The Human Centipede (2009)”
Duncan suffers from terrible stomach pains caused by stress. It’s so bad it’s keeping him on the toilet all night sometimes. Unfortunately, this actually causes a monster to form inside his…colon?…and it eventually gets out and takes out his frustrations for him in some very nasty ways. Can he handle Milo before someone close to him becomes a victim? Can I handle a butt-monster movie at all?? Click the link to find out! Continue reading “Shaun vs. Bad Milo (2013)”
A group of teens stay at an old campground and get killed off one by one by a creature in the night. Sounds familiar? Maybe an Italian twist on it can make it better? Click below to find out!