Shaun vs. Chopping Mall (1986)

If you ever imagined Johnny 5 from Short Circuit going crazy working as a mall cop, this may be the movie you’re looking for!  Ah, the 80’s…where we dared to dream about the future…of mall security.  The movie is really about a group of mall security droids that […]

Shaun vs. Tourist Trap (1979)

A group of teens break down in the middle of nowhere with only a rundown tourist museum nearby to take shelter.  What could possibly go wrong?  What are the odds they’ll come across a telekinetic psychopath with a fetish for mannequins?

Shaun vs. Ghost Fever (1987)

Travelling far, far away from a deluxe apartment on the west side away from Weezie, Sherman Hemsley plays one half of a duo of police officers sent to serve an eviction notice at a supposedly haunted house owned by a vampire.  Do vampires live in haunted houses?  I […]

Shaun vs. The Wishmaster Series

idea behind “Wishmaster” may not be the most original, but at least in the right hands it could be imaginative and entertaining.  And it was!  Unfortunately in the wrong hands, it can turn into a big turd.  In this case, the series came out with three turds out […]

Shaun vs. Robo Vampire (1988)

Well, the movie seems to be about a man murdered by drug smuggling vampires then later turned into a cyborg who shotguns his way through the undead ranks and make sure the drugs stay out of America.  At least that’s what I think it’s about. There are scenes like a Chinese […]

Shaun vs. Bad Milo (2013)

Duncan suffers from terrible stomach pains caused by stress.  It’s so bad it’s keeping him on the toilet all night sometimes.  Unfortunately, this actually causes a monster to form inside his…colon?…and it eventually gets out and takes out his frustrations for him in some very nasty ways.    Can he […]