Directed by Ryan Nicholson
Starring Alastair Gamble, Mihola Terzic and Nathan Witte
A night of late night bowling is interrupted by a bowling bag-wearing killer delivering justice in bowling-related fashion. Did I mention bowling? Continue reading “Shaun vs. Gutterballs (2008)”
Directed by Charles E. Sellier Jr.
Starring Robert Brian Wilson, Lilyan Chauvin, and Gilmer McCormick
A young boy gets some major psychological scarring after his parents are killed by a man in a Santa suit, takes a tour through an orphanage with a stern nun then when forced to don the suit himself at a job, he loses it and decides to punish anyone he runs into that is “naughty.” Continue reading “Shaun vs. Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 1 (1984) and Part 2 (1987)”
Directed by David Hess
Starring Jennifer Runyon, Forrest Swanson and Linda Gentile
A few years after a hazing went wrong and cost a girl’s life, the sorority house where it happened becomes the target of a killer dressed as Santa who’s out to slice and dice the girls inside as well as the fraternity of boys who’ve dropped by for a “visit.” Continue reading “Shaun vs. To All A Goodnight (1980)”
Directed by Edmund Purmond
Starring Edmund Purmond, Alan Lake and Belinda Mayne
There’s a killer on the loose and he’s targeting anyone dressed like Santa Claus and he dispatches them in increasingly violent ways. I’m sure there’s a story explaining why he does this somewhere in this film…right? Continue reading “Shaun vs. Don’t Open Till Christmas (1985)”
Directed by Ted Nicolau
Starring Corey Feldman, Vanessa Angel and Danielle Keaton
A hot but evil toy creator makes a deal with a demon to kill millions of people on Christmas Day with demonic toys and only Corey Feldman and a handful of puppets can save the world. Continue reading “Shaun vs. Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys (2004)”
Directed by Jordan Downey
Starring Natasha Cordova, Lindsay Anderson and Lance Predmore
A Native shaman, disgraced by the pilgrims not long after they arrive in America, places a spell on a turkey that goes on a white person killing spree. Five hundred years later, the turkey is back to kill off, specifically, five college students on their way home on Thanksgiving holidays. Continue reading “Shaun vs. ThanksKilling (2009)”
Directed by Richard Friedman
Starring Derek Rydall, Jonathan Goldsmith and Kari Whitman
It’s opening day for the new mall but someone is lurking in the shadows (and ventilation system) killing people. Turns out the mall developers burned down the house of a holdout refusing to sell and Eric, who survived the torching, is killing anyone involved with what happened to him and taking out anyone who gets too close to his ex-girlfriend. It’s “Phantom of the Opera” … in a mall! Continue reading “Shaun vs. Phantom of the Mall: Eric’s Revenge (1989)”
Directed by Anders Jacobsson
Starring Johan Rudebeck, Per Löfberg, Olof Rhodin and Camela Leierth
Poor Ed is a film editor who gets moved to the “splatter and gore” department in order to censor the bloody scenes in a hyper violent film series the studio just picked up for distribution. He doesn’t care for that sort of thing but when threatened with being fired, he continues his work but the violence he sees takes a toll on him and he begins to hallucinate violent images that warp his fragile little mind and he starts losing his shit. Continue reading “Shaun vs. Evil Ed (1995)”
Directed by Jim Wynorski
Starring Robyn Harris, Melissa Moore, Stacia Zhivago and Peter Spellos
Five university gals buy a house and plan on turning it into a new sorority house but they discover they got it so cheap because of a series of brutal murders that happened years earlier. After a seance involving a ouija board doesn’t go as well as planned, the girls start getting killed one by one. Is the creepy neighbour with ties to the earlier killings involved or have the girls really unleashed a demonic spirit? Continue reading “Shaun vs. Sorority House Massacre 2 (1990)”
Directed by Paul Norman
Starring Clint Howard, David Warner and Lee Majors II
A young boy who witnessed the gangland murder of the local ice cream man grows up to be the new ice cream man, however after years of probably the worst psychological therapy you can imagine, the man is deranged and kills his victims and makes them part of his tasty treats. Continue reading “Shaun vs. Ice Cream Man (1995)”
Shaun vs. the B-Movies 