Based off the comic of the same name, gay detective Luigi Macaroni is on a personal vendetta to find out who’s behind the killer condoms that bite off the penises of the men that wear them. Whaaaaa?
A pumpkin-headed creature is unknowingly let loose by a young man who suffered greatly after a car accident a year prior and it attacks those responsible for the accident. No, this isn’t Pumpkinhead.
While suffering reoccurring nightmares involving her father’s death, a pledge is coaxed into breaking into her new father’s department store by her sorority leader though they’re followed inside by an escaped mental patient.
A man looking for ultimate pleasure opens a mysterious puzzle box and literally unleashes Hell on Earth. His partially re-animated corpse convinces his lover — his brother’s wife — to bring him victims to feed on in order to regrow his flesh.
A couple with a newborn son invite a pleasant, British nanny into their home to look after the boy but she turns out to be Mary Poppins from Hell, intent on sacrificing the baby so her tree can live. Yeaaaah.
No one believes him, but a young man is convinced his neighbor is a vampire and looks to a TV personality, whose most famous role was of a vampire hunter, for his help and expertise in vanquishing the bloodsucker.
Ernest P. Worrell, local town idiot, disturbs a tree which imprisons a child-stealing troll that was sealed inside decades ago. It escapes and now it’s up to Ernest to put it back. Is that such a great idea?
A young soldier is killed in Vietnam but surprisingly shows up home alive and well. As the days go by, his family notices that he may not be the same man who left for the war.
A soup kitchen chef, a photographer and a police officer pool their resources together in search of missing people underground New York City but come across a government coverup involving toxic waste and ugly, cannibalistic creatures.
Witness the shocking footage taken from all points of view of a small town that is overcome by an ecological disaster involving mutated isopods. (Don’t Google that if you want to avoid creepy images that will haunt your dreams.)