While filming Nosferatu, director F.W. Murnau hires a man named Max Schrek to play the title vampire, which he plays very well, because he really is a vampire! Continue reading “Shaun vs. Shadow of the Vampire (2000)”
For years Roscoe has been the town undertaker. However, inside his funeral home, he’s been amassing a bloody collection of human souvenirs, which he uses in unspeakable acts of violence and perversion. Continue reading “Shaun vs. The Undertaker (1988)”
A ten-year old girl, bruised and bloodied, escapes from a house and eventually is found and put into foster care not saying who did these things to her only talking to another girl her age. Fifteen years later, she has some serious demons and is looking for revenge and brings her friend along to help but revenge is only the beginning. Continue reading “Shaun vs. Martyrs (2008)”
The owner of a popular gym/health spa with a state-of-the-art computer system comes to find his members are under attack by either a saboteur or perhaps there’s a ghost in the machine. Continue reading “Shaun vs. Death Spa (1989)”
Eight months after re-animating the dead, Drs. Herbert West and Dan Cain continue their efforts to bring back the dead with a new plan to re-animate Dan’s old girlfriend, Frankenstein-style. Continue reading “Shaun vs. Bride of Re-Animator (1990)”
When a newly discovered planet starts shooting sex rays at Earth — turning us into crazy sex maniacs, the fiends — Flesh Gordon is sent to the planet Porno to stop Emperor Wang and save us from ourselves. Continue reading “Shaun vs. Flesh Gordon (1974)”
Characters our grandparents were familiar with go on a frightening adventure to save a fellow doll after they’re kidnapped and I’m not sure it’s worth all the trips to the psychiatrist to get over this whole thing. Continue reading “Shaun vs. Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Adventure (1977)”
Former professional wrestler Sean Armstrong (Hulk Hogan) is roped into a guard job with an old “friend” though it’s actually looking after two incredibly spoiled children. The kids are in big trouble when their scientist father creates a powerful microchip that an evil rival wants and targets the children. Continue reading “Shaun vs. Mr. Nanny (1993)”
A couple of young surfers find out that they are descendants of tropical royalty but must dethrone an evil dictator in order to claim their birthright.
Continue reading “Shaun vs. Surf Ninjas (1993)”
An intergalactic warrior named Shep Ramsey crashes on Earth until he can recharge his ship so he gets to know the neighborhood and save the day from the bounty hunters coming for him. Continue reading “Shaun vs. Suburban Commando (1991)”
