World Heavyweight Champion and all around good guy Hulk Hogan Rip Thomas is put to the ultimate test by an irate network executive with a competing wrestling program with a challenger in Zeus who wants to make the fight all too real. Because it wasn’t before? Wrestling’s fake?? Continue reading “Shaun vs. No Holds Barred (1989)”
Blinded before being executed for their unholy acts, undead Templar Knights are awakened in present time and return to their killing ways though they must hunt by sound. Can our heroes tiptoe their way to survival? Continue reading “Shaun vs. Tombs of the Blind Dead (1972)”
Elvira hosts a compilation film showcasing some of the goriest and grisliest kill scenes ever committed to film. Get ready to have nightmares. Continue reading “Shaun vs. Filmgore (1983)”
A few months after being attacked by a werewolf, a man visits his sister while hiding what he’s become although the family dog is suspicious of him and will protect his family at any cost. Continue reading “Shaun vs. Bad Moon (1996)”
Bill Paxton plays a yuppie office worker who purchases a home in a not-so-great neighborhood. The vagrant squatting in his house is driven out but makes it his business to turn the yuppie’s life into a living hell. Continue reading “Shaun vs. The Vagrant”
Tired of seeing Earth children get all the Christmas fun, some Martians decide to kidnap Santa so that he can bring yuletide glee to Mars though one Martian in particular wants to do away with the jolly elf altogether. Continue reading “Shaun vs. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)”
A reporter investigating the mysterious death of a woman leads her to a coven of witches who are planning to use her in a ritual on Christmas Eve. Continue reading “Shaun vs. Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation (1990)”
Partying in the mountains of Norway, a group of students find some Nazi booty which has the odd effect of re-animating the corpses of the Nazis that rightfully stole that loot in the first place and they want it all back. Continue reading “Shaun vs. Dead Snow (2009)”
A spirit of someone accidentally killed years ago dresses up as a burger restaurant’s mascot and seeks revenge on the children of the people responsible for his death. Or something like that. It’s most definitely not just someone killing people in a restaurant.
Continue reading “Shaun vs. Drive-Thru (2007)”
Strange things are afoot at the Millennium Building where someone or something seems to have taken control of the buildings’ elevators and killing anyone it wants. A sentient killer elevator movie? Wow… Continue reading “Shaun vs. The Shaft (2001)”
