When a newly discovered planet starts shooting sex rays at Earth — turning us into crazy sex maniacs, the fiends — Flesh Gordon is sent to the planet Porno to stop Emperor Wang and save us from ourselves.
Characters our grandparents were familiar with go on a frightening adventure to save a fellow doll after they’re kidnapped and I’m not sure it’s worth all the trips to the psychiatrist to get over this whole thing.
Former professional wrestler Sean Armstrong (Hulk Hogan) is roped into a guard job with an old “friend” though it’s actually looking after two incredibly spoiled children. The kids are in big trouble when their scientist father creates a powerful microchip that an evil rival wants and targets the children. […]
A couple of young surfers find out that they are descendants of tropical royalty but must dethrone an evil dictator in order to claim their birthright.
An intergalactic warrior named Shep Ramsey crashes on Earth until he can recharge his ship so he gets to know the neighborhood and save the day from the bounty hunters coming for him.
World Heavyweight Champion and all around good guy Hulk Hogan Rip Thomas is put to the ultimate test by an irate network executive with a competing wrestling program with a challenger in Zeus who wants to make the fight all too real. Because it wasn’t before? Wrestling’s fake??
Blinded before being executed for their unholy acts, undead Templar Knights are awakened in present time and return to their killing ways though they must hunt by sound. Can our heroes tiptoe their way to survival?
Elvira hosts a compilation film showcasing some of the goriest and grisliest kill scenes ever committed to film. Get ready to have nightmares.
A few months after being attacked by a werewolf, a man visits his sister while hiding what he’s become although the family dog is suspicious of him and will protect his family at any cost.
Bill Paxton plays a yuppie office worker who purchases a home in a not-so-great neighborhood. The vagrant squatting in his house is driven out but makes it his business to turn the yuppie’s life into a living hell.