Shaun vs. Escape From New York (1981)

escape1Directed by John Carpenter

Starring Kurt Russell, Donald Pleasance, Henry Dean Stanton, Adrienne Barbeau, Tom Atkins and Lee Van Cleef

In the future year of 1997, New York has been turned into a prison for those undesirable killers, psychos, wackos, etc.  On his way to a summit vital information that would bring the current war with other super power countries, the President’s plane is taken down over the prison and he’s taken hostage.  As a last ditch effort to save the President, and the information, former war hero turned criminal “Snake” Plissken is forced to take the mission to rescue the President within 22 hours in exchange for a full pardon.   Continue reading

Shaun vs. Tales from the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood (1996)

bord1Directed by Gilbert Adler

Starring Dennis Miller, Erika Eleniak and Angie Everhart

A down on his luck private investigator yuks his way into a missing person’s job for a beautiful woman who has lost her brother.  His investigation leads him to a mortuary by day, bordello by night establishment.  Which is all fine and weird as it is, but the bordello is run by a colony of female vampires so that really kills the mood.     Continue reading

Shaun vs. Tales from the Crypt Presents Demon Knight (1995)

dk1Directed by Ernest Dickerson

Starring Billy Zane, William Sadler, Thomas Haden Church and Jada Pinkett (along with Mr. Futterman from Gremlins and the voice of Roger Rabbit for the hell of it.)

An artifact that contains the blood of Jesus Christ is being hidden away by a man sworn to protect it from an evil known as The Collector that seeks it out so that demonic forces can take over our world.  No pressure, dude. Continue reading

Shaun vs. Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988)


Directed by Donald G. Jackson and R.J. Kizer

Starring “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, Sandahl Bergman and Rory Calhoun

Following a nuclear war that eradicates a large majority of the male population and renders almost everyone sterile, a now female-led US Army captures Sam Hell, one of the last virile men on the planet, and intend on using him to break out a group of fertile virgins who are held captive in a town of mutated frogs. 

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Shaun vs. Freaked (1993)


Directed by Alex Winter and Tom Stern

Starring Alex Winter, Randy Quaid, Mr. T and Brooke Shields

Washed up, former child actor Ricky Coogan (Winter) starts work as a spokesman for an evil corporation that makes a goopy substance they say is an agricultural miracle cure but has the horrible side effect of mutating anything it comes in contact with.  Coogan and friends run afoul of a proprietor of a back woods freak show who also makes his own freaks with the same substance. Continue reading

Shaun vs. Slumber Party Massacre II (1987)


Directed by Deborah Brock

Starring Crystal Bernard, Patrick Lowe and Kimberly McArthur

Courtney, the sister of one of the girls who survived the previous massacre, has been having nightmares due to the original incident and decides to get away from it all and relax with her rock group and boyfriend in tow.  Unfortunately, she dreams of a killer guitar player who shows up in real life to kill off her friends. Continue reading